I found this amusing article on Lost Laowai (Lost Foreigner)
Womenx92s Bathrooms in China x97 The Honest Truth about Chinese Toilets
Author: Ericka
I know, everyone always comments on Chinese toilets x96 they are on the floor, big deal. Well, most of those people who write about the Chinese facilities are men, and letx92s face it, when it comes to bathrooms, men have it easy. So here is what really goes on behind the ? door.
Are Chinese bathrooms dirty? Yes! But Chinese people have clean hands.
There is a difference in the cultural ideas of cleanliness here.
In the west, we like to have clean restroom facilities because they look nice enough to touch and diminish the fear of festering bacteria. We also have the social responsibility to wash our hands with the facility provided soap and running water or use our convenient little hand sanitizer bottles.
In China, itx92s hard to find those little hand sanitizer bottles (really, for some reason there are plenty of large bottles but few little ones) and many restrooms donx92t have soap or even running water. There is also the idea that putting your hands under cold water when it is cold out will get you sick (this is actually proved to be correct, but it spreads germs and gets everyone else sick) so there isnx92t much emphasis on handwasing. This means that clean is then a matter of keeping your hands clean, not coming into contact with anything at all. Again, guys have it easy here. Girls however have stalls with stall doors and have to flush.
So have you ever seen those old women who, without any modesty, leave the door hanging wide open while doing something rather private then precede to not flush? Sure it seems close to vile in western culture but look at from a cleanliness perspective x96 she didnx92t touch the door handle or the toilet handle. She thinks itx92s disgusting when us westerns not only close the door but grab hold of the handle and fasten the lock, then precede to touch the toilet handle, that has been touched by countless people who have just touched some not so clean places, to flush the toilet.
So Many bathrooms in China are outright disgusting, but if you donx92t touch anything they are clean as can be.
Should you sit down on a public toilet? Itx92s probably not a good idea.
Remember that whole idea of not touching anything in the bathroom? That includes the toilet seat. Many Chinese people think public western toilets are disgusting x96 just think about how many butts have touched it before yours! Itx92s honestly not the butts you should worry about but the feet. Since many Chinese people think western toilets are dirty, they will proceed to climb onto the seat and squat just like using a regular Chinese toilet. Youx92ve never wondered why the toilet seats are so scuffed up? Trust me, those shoes arenx92t clean.
Those who arenx92t climbers are often hoverers and while this is a good clean method, it often misses the mark. My advice is honestly to use a Chinese toilet or bring sani-wipes for the seat.
Are there any nice bathrooms? Sure, there are more and more nice bathrooms everyday
If you are ever out and about, go to any KFC or McDonaldx92s. Generally, any foreign owned franchise will employ western sanitation techniques and many higher end Chinese establishments are pretty good about it as well.
How bad are the squatters? Not that bad, but they have their drawbacks.
I have tons of western friends who love them and prefer them to western toilets x96 these friends are all men.
The thing that no one tells you about women and squatters is thatx85 there can be splash back. No one wants to admit that it happens, but Ix92ve heard many embarrassed confessions. There was even this one joke about not kissing dirty ankles.
Sometimes there is no splash guard, or you squat too far forward or not center enough and so you miss. Ix92m sure you personally never do, and I sure donx92t, but someone does because there are often little puddles on the foot areas next to or in front of the squatters.
It doesnx92t matter though, itx92s only the bottoms of your shoes that get dirty right? Well, pant legs and long skirts sometimes come down a bit more than expected when you squat. You might notice women rolling up their pant legs while waiting in line, do what the locals do. Also, donx92t wear those foam flip-flops or cloth-covered shoes to the Chinese WC.
Do you have to undress to use a squatter? No.
Youx92d be surprised how many people try to take their pants off, or at least one pant leg off, to use the squatters. It explains some of the long waits in the womenx92s room. Itx92s not necessary x96 youx92ll figure it out. If you are really worried, just wear skirts.
So itx92s just squatters and dirty western toilets, right? Yes, if you stay within the major cities.
If you ever leave a major city, just hold it until you go back.
So the variety of restroom facilities really varies by region in China and goes by many different terms. They also vary in different degrees of laowai-friendliness.
Some are really decent outhouses that are actually better than the porter potties at American county fairs and construction sites.
Some are really just big holes in the ground with one wall to give the illusion of privacy. With a nice country breeze and plenty of room, these can actually better than some bathrooms in the cities. In some areas, these holes or pits are called feikong x96 waste holes.
I think the Darwin award should go to whomever decided to build a windowless brick outhouse in the middle of the Inner Mongolian desert. I suppose it probably does withstand the sand and wind better than any other structure, but ever heard of a brick oven? I think itx92s actually one the levels of Hell to be locked in a small room full of other peoplex92s baking feces.
For the really bad bathrooms, just put some of those scented tissues over your nose and be fast!
What about ?/? restrooms? The problem with many bathrooms that donx92t separate men and women is honestly the locksx85
Remember the thing about touching the locks? Men often donx92t lock the doors either. Itx92s scary walking in on a drunk man with a cigarette in his mouth who smiles as he lets you enjoy the view. Itx92s even worse when you are using the facilities with a broken lock and a man walks in on you and takes way too long to turn around and close the door. There are many doors that donx92t close right or donx92t lock so have someone guard the door for you. Itx92s just embarrassing.
Why are there urinals in the womenx92s bathroom?
Ix92ve come across this a couple of times and had to do a double take to make sure I went through the right door. Yes, there are sometimes male urinals in the womenx92s bathrooms in China. Ix92ve asked around and they are for women who have to take their sons to the bathroom. I guess it makes sense.
Are children toilet trained? Sure.
Many 3-5 year-olds still pee right on the floor. Well, if you donx92t want to endure the Chinese bathrooms, why put innocent children through it?
This actually puzzled me for the longest time. Finally I got around to asking about this. One reason is that children, apparently, shouldnx92t have to hold it if there isnx92t a bathroom readily available, thatx92s actually what that bucket is for on buses (or at least Ix92ve most commonly seen it used as such). Reason two is that children can fall in or fall down and touch something and then they need a bath. See, Chinese people are actually very cleanliness conscious, it just looks like using a public floor for relief is unclean to foreign bystanders.
Can children really fall in? Maybe.
It really depends on the toilet. Remember how some women miss? Well, sometimes those floors are really slick and Ix92ve almost fallen down a couple times myself. Remember those waste holes? Sometimes the pits are actually quite large and you have to balance yourself on a corner. I could imagine a small child falling in and then needing help to get outx85 In general, I think the children are big enough to use a public restroom without falling in.
Should you eat the pork? Thatx92s really a personal choice.
If you are ever out in the country, you may or may not want to use the facilities before dinner. You see, some people donx92t want to clean the outhouse, itx92s dirty. So sometimes people connect the outhouses to the pig pens so they can kill two birds with one stone x96 donx92t have to clean the outhouse and not have to feed the pigs. It is really disturbing seeing how excited the pigs get when they see you walking up to the outhousex85
I experienced some really bad bathrooms in China, things that I still have nightmares about but donx92t even phase most Chinese people. Ix92ve also spent more time outside of the big cities than a lot of foreigners. Basically, Chinese bathrooms can pose some challenges, but you get used to them and then they really just arenx92t a big deal.
There are many times in China and when I envied men, they have it easy when it comes to bathrooms. Often men donx92t even bother using the facilities, especially if the restroom is dirty, far away, or occupied. I blame men for stinking up the streets and that one area in the park!